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It's crucial to always procure your prescriptions through proper channels and under the supervision of a qualified healthcare professional.

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If you are enduring pain, please consult a medical specialist. They can help assess the root cause of your pain and suggest safe and legal approaches. Pain control is crucial for your overall quality of life. Don't wait to seek the help you need.